(Meta Sonic and Conis stand around in a supermarket. They aren't buying anything and have no trolley.)
Meta Sonic: I tells ya, Cone, NOBODY understands me.
Conis: I get you.
Meta Sonic: Right. Like when you "get" girls.
Conis: But how can you say no to PUPPY EYES?
(Moments later, Meta Sonic runs into a Gardevoir. Trust me on this.)
Meta Sonic: Wow, I thought all the Gardevoir went into hiding after Conis wrote that fanfiction.
Gardevoir-thingy: I was adopted.
(The aforementioned dude from the title, who I'm just gonna call Joe, reads Meta Sonic's autobiography to two children.)
Joe: "And that was the day a friendship was formed."
One of my original comic ideas was a stick figure comic about a dude named Joe Mart, a single father that really liked the colour burnt sienna. He had four children - the eldest were twins, the male one named Pietro, the female I never remember naming. the middle child was named Jason, and heavily inspired by Jason from FoxTrot. The youngest was Walter/Wally, who was the reason I named the family the Mart family.
Yep, I made a surname for a stick figure family based on a Wal*Mart pun.
I had a weird taste in names.
Also, for future reference, that Gardevoir-thingy will be referred to as Jason.