Sunday, 25 September 2016

#16: That Dude, Registered Non-Pedophile

Transcript:
(Meta Sonic and Conis stand around in a supermarket. They aren't buying anything and have no trolley.)
Meta Sonic: I tells ya, Cone, NOBODY understands me.
Conis: I get you.
Meta Sonic: Right. Like when you "get" girls.
Conis: But how can you say no to PUPPY EYES?

(Moments later, Meta Sonic runs into a Gardevoir. Trust me on this.)
Meta Sonic: Wow, I thought all the Gardevoir went into hiding after Conis wrote that fanfiction.
Gardevoir-thingy: I was adopted.

(The aforementioned dude from the title, who I'm just gonna call Joe, reads Meta Sonic's autobiography to two children.)
Joe: "And that was the day a friendship was formed."
Children: Yaaaay!

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One of my original comic ideas was a stick figure comic about a dude named Joe Mart, a single father that really liked the colour burnt sienna. He had four children - the eldest were twins, the male one named Pietro, the female I never remember naming. the middle child was named Jason, and heavily inspired by Jason from FoxTrot. The youngest was Walter/Wally, who was the reason I named the family the Mart family.
Yep, I made a surname for a stick figure family based on a Wal*Mart pun.
I had a weird taste in names.

Also, for future reference, that Gardevoir-thingy will be referred to as Jason.

Sunday, 18 September 2016

#15: Pointy Shoe to the Brain


Transcript:
Steve: So that's what happens in candy vans?
Meta Sonic: Yep!

Cornered in Not Another Candy Van!, Meta Sonic begins wailing on Steve.
Steve: Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Stop kicking my head!

(Bonus panel: The wifi ~n~ candy van has a wifi connection signal of 6 bars.)

Sunday, 11 September 2016

#14: We Remember 9/11 Again

Transcript:
Captions: We remember 9/11
9/11 15 years 2001 - 2016
Meta Sonic: I find 9/11 annoying. This comic is a commemorative one. And did you draw me as a girl?
Off-Screen Producer: Whoops.

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The first NASFC of the year, and the first in a pregnancy length, and the second 9/11 the comic has seen. It's been a year. At any rate, enjoy this totally-not-edited-from-the-last-9/11-comic super original and new NASFC!
(Said the comic artist, voice dripping with sarcasm)
At any rate, I'm off to upload a new buffer of comics, and the ones I've currently stocked up will be scheduled for Sundays.

Wednesday, 16 December 2015

Announcement: I has an idea! (Which may or may not be pure insanity)

Hello, everybody reading Not Another Sonic Fan Comic!. I'm going to respect you here, not calling you Not Another Sonic Fans! or Not More Sonic Fans! or NASFCers or Fhqwgads anything like that. No comic today, I just want to say, thanks for 200 views. If this becomes a big webcomic someday, this'll sound like a small feat, so sorry Future Me, but baby steps, baby steps.

I'm actually discovering an interest in Sonic that I did not have before making the first, like, 27 comics (Yes, I made more, but I'm too lazy to put them up right now, but I'm working on it.) and am now embarking on a journey to find the computer room.

In other people's houses.

Yeah, I really developed an interest in the Chaotix. Espio is interesting*, and, if I could animate, would make a full-length movie based on him.

Anyway (I'm not crazy please see Meta Evolving 1.12), in the off chance anyone reading is half-decent at voice acting or the doubtful odds that you or a buddy is half-decent at voice imitation of a Sonic character, let me know, I guess. The goal? Dubbed versions of the songs of Sonic Heroes with lyrics-- well, not so much dubs as the same song in a music video, the voices replaced and visuals added.



Anyone reading who has an opinion (Or doesn't) on this please let me know if this isn't to far-fetched or if I've finally gone off the deep end of the brain pool, sailed through the sauna of knowledge and landed in the hot tub of insanity. The comments don't require a sign-up, so you can hide the evidence of your involvement in this plot, too!

Later,
yourpokemonismetaevolving

SIGNING OUT.

(*The Gospel According to Your Pokemon is Meta Evolving /1.1/ Probably will be accurate but anything can happen since ~50% of my time spent watching Sonic-based videos is Sonic Paradox's works /2/ [Especially their music videos, and an additional ~25% is spent listening to the most epic songs in the series and/or the soundtrack of Sonic Heroes, /3/ so accuracy may be a tad off] /4/ but all that aside, there IS a difference between liking a game, being a fan of it, and being in its fanDOM. /5/ People who like a game play it casually and have some fun with it, even doing a humourous Let's Play of it. /6/ Fans make fan work that has lots of time and effort put into it, and play the games seriously, even making video walkthroughs with every last collectible doodad or in-depth speculation. /7/ Those in the fandom go bonkers over every last thing, making shallow theories with little backing, making low-quality fan work or fan work on a low medium [such as fanfiction, which I shamelessly admit to writing semi-seriously] and are insane at times. /8/ This all applies double to the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise and quadruple to religions, /9/ whose followers all fall under the category of fandomers. /10/ Agnostics would fall under fans and non-aggressive atheists would be the equivalent of liking a game casually.  /11/ Sorry for the last amount of text that a lot of you I doubt would read. /12/ I myself probably would fall somewhere between fan and he-who-plays-casually. /13/ No idea why I indexed this bible-style.)

Saturday, 5 December 2015

#13: The Magical Hobo Candy Van




(Conis and Meta Sonic are sneaking into a house. The one that may or may not be Steve is playing a video game, with a bag of Illuminachos and Mt. Dew.)
Steve?: Suck my butt!
Meta Sonic: The h@ll is that CoD KiD so poorly- oh right, lack of drawing practice...

Meta Sonic: (So poorly drawn...)
Meta Sonic: This is a kidnapping.
Steve?: Yay!

(Angry Meta Sonic with a sliding anime-style background.)

(Steve, caught with a Hello My Name Is tag, is horrified and drawn uglily.)
Steve: ?

(Cornered in Not Another Candy Van!, Meta Sonic begins wailing on Steve.)
SFX: thud
Steve: Ow!
SFX: thud
Steve: Ow!
SFX: thud
Steve: Ow!
SFX: thud
Steve: Stop kicking my head!
SFX: thud
Steve: Hey, stranger danger!
SFX: punch
Steve: Stop touching me nono place!
SFX: THUD
Steve: Ow! My nards!
???: Nee naw! Nee naw!

(A police van pulls up.)
Incompetent Police Officer: What seems to be the oopsie here?
Steve: Well, I'm boned.

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I am so so sorry. I promise I will treat Steve as badly as possible.

Friday, 4 December 2015

#12: Gotta Draw Bad

(Conis and Meta Sonic stand before that same poorly-drawn house.)
Meta Sonic: We're here.
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Wait a sec, is that keyboard QWERTY? Dang it, Meta Sonic musta lost his Dvorak keyboard/laser gun/electric guitar.

Thursday, 3 December 2015

#11: die: sTEve

Conis: We're going on an adventure! Not you nor your shotgun can convince me otherwise!
Meta Sonic: Fine, but I have some side work I wanna take.
And gimme that mask!

Meta Sonic: Some kid ding-dong-ditched me. He dropped these blueprints of his house.
(Poorly drawn house and red Echidna)
Caption of drawing: dy: sTEve
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Wish I could draw as well as that Steve guy.

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

#10: Super Filler Bros.

Meta Sonic: Seriously, how long does it take to get those drawing guides in?! I wanna cut the filler!
Conis: They're here.

Meta Sonic: Oh...
Well, that was anticlimactic.

Tuesday, 1 December 2015

#9: The Enigmatic Boomstick-Wielder


META/SONIC
The Masqued Enigma
"If all else is too unwieldy, introduce them baddies to your shotgun, Sally." -Meta Sonic.

Monday, 30 November 2015

#8: Happy Late Hoboween!

Bret: Good grief, eh?
SFX: FWEE
Off-Screen thought bubble: We're out of cookies!
Off-Screen Conis: Ha, this horror show is great!
Signature: yourhobomanismetaevolving-meta
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Oh, Hoboween, oh, Hoboween, why am I singing this to a Christmas tune?
Or making this comic?
Or living?

Sunday, 29 November 2015

#7: When You Think You've Hit Bottom, Somebody Hands You a Fan Character

Meta Sonic: Well, we were lookin' for a person of shirted design...
???: HELLOMYNAMEISBRETERNILISOFCRONIA

Meta Sonic: What?
Breternilis of Cronia: Sorry. You get that way with a creative creator, eh.
Meta Sonic: *Sudderama* So as I was saying, we need a hedgehog like you on the... Why do you have so mush clothing on, Shirt Guy?
Breternilis of Cronia: Hedgehog? Pshh.
Oh, & it's Bret.
Call me Bret.
Meta Sonic: Can I back away slowly?
Bret: By all means, eh.
Meta Sonic: Wait, are you mentally undressing me?
Bret: ...No...
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I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

Saturday, 28 November 2015

#6: Meta Fantastic

Conis: C'mon, you can't just go around showing kids how the'll die!
Meta Sonic: He ding-dong-ditched m-
SFX: WHACK

Meta Sonic: You have 20 seconds to justify me hitting you.
???: Sorry, eh...
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Alright, maybe I won't count off all the things. Within a week I'd have over 9000 counted.

Saturday, 17 October 2015

#5: Glow it Like It's a Seal!



SFX: DINGITTY DONGLE
Meta Sonic: ?
(Steve: Add cr@ppy apartmentish scene)

(Meta Sonic chases a red figure out the door and around the house)
Meta Sonic: NO! NOBODY DING-DONG-DITCHES META SONIC!

(The figure unsuccessfully attempts to hide in a bush)
Meta Sonic: I can see you, eKIDna. For ringing & running on me, I'll show you how you DIE.

Meta Sonic: OHNOHE'SGOINGALLGLOWYANDSTUFFHE'SGONNADIEAFTERKILLINGTHATBOSSWITHHISEPICSKILLSICAN'TBELEIVEITTHISISSUCHAVIOLATIONOF"SHOW, NOT TEL-"
Off-Screen Voice: DO SOMETHING!

Friday, 16 October 2015

#4: The Reason I Own a Shotgun




Meta Sonic: No matter how hard I hit myself, I'm still checking it out.
My basic instincts, SHATTERED.
SFX: DENT!

Meta Sonic: *SNERK* My fan character sense/reflex is going wild! Looks like an infamous guest star came to the tryouts!
But that means...

(Meta Sonic charges to the tryouts, mask heating from the friction of the air)
SFX: *SIZZLE*
Meta Sonic: I know you're introducing me and all, but could you unpause me for a sec? Thanks.
Caption: META/SONIC: The Masked Enigma

Horrific mangled idea created by the stupidest person alive: Hi! I'm Sonich
Meta Sonic: NOPE
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4: SONICHU. 'Nuff said.

Thursday, 15 October 2015

#3: But Does It Float?





Meta Sonic: 'Kay, so we need to know: was that first comic meeting your approval?
Sonic: I'll try to put it lightly...
Silver: I can help you with that...

Sonic & Silver: IT'S
Meta Sonic: ?

Sonic & Silver: NO

Sonic & Silver: USE
(Inside the HeylistenogramTM(R)(C)...)
Meta Sonic: Jason, what does the scouter say about their power level?
SFX: *Foreshadow*
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Starting from now I shall count off all the things that can make Sonic fan comics, or any webcomic, cr@ppy.
1. Inconsistent body features.
2. Inconsistent contrast.
3. What happens in Sonic '06, STAYS in Sonic '06.

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Any given image on this site WILL have mouseover text. If an image does not, please feel free to take a shotgun to my head.

Friday, 11 September 2015

#2: We Remember 9/11-- 14 years 2001-2015

(Meta Sonic stands in a slightly suggestive pose.)
Caption: We remember 9/11
Meta Sonic: I find it annoying only the second comic is a commemorative one. And did you draw me as a girl?
Off-Screen Voice: Whoops.
Caption: 9/11 14 years 2001-2015
Signature: ypime-meta
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Drawing Meta Sonic as a girl was a mistake, and I just said, "Heck with it, I'll lampshade this."

Saturday, 5 September 2015

The Beginning: Enter Conis and Meta Sonic


Transcript:
Conis: Hey. My name is Conis, & this is my friend, Meta Sonic.

Meta Sonic: Uh, my name is Meta Sonic. I'm a crudely drawn copyright infringement, & this guy says he's called Conis.

Conis: Our only thought is to get a TVTropes page.
Meta Sonic: (Holding up a noose and a finger gun) Kill me.
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Oh, the horror. Another Sonic fan comic is upon the world, god help us. What you are going to see unfold is a fan comic with a meta level over nine thousand.
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Media referenced:
Comic is based on: The first ever Garfield comic, from June 19, 1978
Meta Sonic's mask and name: Meta Knight from Kirby